So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
