I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
