I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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