How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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