they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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