he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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