problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i now understand why vodka
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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