Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
