Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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