You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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