well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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