After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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