Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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There needs to be a word that is halfway between eloquence, stoned and profound.
That is why he had Mary magdalen hanging around... So he didn't have to make no goddamn sandwiches...
"This soup is so good, it would be good enough for Jehova!"\n\n"Stone him! Stone him!"
He turned water to wine!! He would turn your shitty sandwich into the holy grail of all sandwiches
Jesus was a carpenter I don't think he was making lots of sandwiches...