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  • There needs to be a word that is halfway between eloquence, stoned and profound.

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Mar 4, 13 at 8:16pm
  • That is why he had Mary magdalen hanging around... So he didn't have to make no goddamn sandwiches...

    Submitted by slothistotle on Mar 4, 13 at 5:04pm
  • "This soup is so good, it would be good enough for Jehova!"\n\n"Stone him! Stone him!"

    Submitted by g2x on Mar 5, 13 at 5:40am
  • He turned water to wine!! He would turn your shitty sandwich into the holy grail of all sandwiches

    Submitted by Willy_B_Hardigan on Mar 4, 13 at 2:59pm
  • Jesus was a carpenter I don't think he was making lots of sandwiches...

    Submitted by hymenbreaker on Mar 4, 13 at 6:02pm