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    Submitted by slothistotle on Mar 4, 13 at 5:04pm

    That is why he had Mary magdalen hanging around... So he didn't have to make no goddamn sandwiches...

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    Submitted by g2x on Mar 5, 13 at 5:40am

    "This soup is so good, it would be good enough for Jehova!"\n\n"Stone him! Stone him!"

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    Submitted by Willy_B_Hardigan on Mar 4, 13 at 2:59pm

    He turned water to wine!! He would turn your shitty sandwich into the holy grail of all sandwiches

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Mar 4, 13 at 8:16pm

    There needs to be a word that is halfway between eloquence, stoned and profound.

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    Submitted by hymenbreaker on Mar 4, 13 at 6:02pm

    Jesus was a carpenter I don't think he was making lots of sandwiches...