So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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