i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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