your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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