Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she pinky promised me she was 18
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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