you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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