Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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