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  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:23am

    Aaaaaah Northern Ontario people!! . . . There's nothing like some Oxy to make for great fun in the T. Bay.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:48am

    If you put a dollar into a vending machine, is the candy bar yours or the machines?

    • 55 53
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 28, 10 at 9:11pm

      yeah, because its so painful for the machine to deliver candy through its vagina.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:21am

    Any girl who loves dinos, especially raptors is a keeper

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:17pm

    I'm gonna name my child Frankenstein

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:55am

    I'm a girl and I wanna marry you. Does this mean we'll have to change our last names to raptor?

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:22am

    Does no one think that this is only a joke? I've talked about naming my children all kinds of weird things, but I'm not definitely not serious. C'mon people.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:02am

    haha how many people wanna marry me now? gosh i didnt know a single text could do this. ;)

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:38am

    I don't know who this girl is, but i think i'm in love

  • 46 46
    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 21, 11 at 11:30pm

    I'm getting the shirt. This is something I would say. Except I woulda said "cause I have to carry it for 9 months".

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:59pm

    Seriously, I love you.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:21pm

    I almost peed a little bit! frealz.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:13pm

    haha. sorry. i was possibly bombed out of my face? its not a serious thing. just chill.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:23am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks she can pick a strange name for the child since she is the one with a vagina! -Jeff

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:23pm

    should look up Veloci Raptors on facebook ;)

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27am

    Would you marry me? I will gladly raise Veloci Raptor like he/she is my own child.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23am

    Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:22pm

    hey. ed. get a life! haha. and girl with the area code question!...what is your legit area code? haha. we might possibly be?

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58am

    I love how she calls the child "it". Maybe it really is a dinosaur.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:25pm

    um, i don't think she was serious, so everyone can chill out. this is funny as fuck tho.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by fyrecraker on Jun 3, 10 at 1:31am

    Lol some ppl shouldn't take this so seriously. It's just something to make you laugh!!:)

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:53am

    I'm 724 living in 267.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:29pm

    Lmfao @ 10:10, but also a funny text

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:35pm

    Well, Veloci Raptor is a good girls name, but if it is a boy, then the name should be Tyrone Asauras. Now that's a kick ass boy's name!

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:30am

    Your clearly unfit to be a parent... I feel sorry for your children

  • 39 52
    Submitted by mel_888_grant on Oct 16, 10 at 2:52am

    do you go to rpc by any chance?

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:36am

    9:29- its a facebook app. Its stupid as fuck.

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:10am

    Oh I get it, it's funny because she thinks she has the only vagina in the world and that someone gives a shit. - Ed

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:12am

    You should not reproduce

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:05pm

    YES! I'm planning on naming mine Tyrannosaurs and Pterodactyl.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:46pm

    I'm usually the first to tell someone to give their kid a more normal name that won't get them made fun of, but that name is awesome. At least it won't be as bad as my kids. Regardless of whether he gets to be the father or not, I'm currently arguing with my boyfriend as to which Star Wars characters we're naming them after.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:43am

    THANK YOU 9:30, you stole the words right out of my mouth. If you're going to have children just to make them miserable and let the TV raise them, thus polluting this earth with more unnecessary idiots, please keep your legs closed! Love, Roxy

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:15pm

    Your naming your child after a harddrive?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:47pm

    Charles Rutherford believes you should name ur baby Charles Rutherford otherwise you'll die giving birth and that lil baby Satan will dribble down ur leg and forever b called Feutus Face!

  • 22 26
    Submitted by Silent on Sep 14, 11 at 10:43am

    @10:48...words of wisdom right there.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:47am

    Wow your kid is going to be so fucked up. Sad sad sad

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:37pm

    Whoever you are, you are my freaking sister separated at birth. My friend had to look up my area code when she saw this because she was 150% certain it was me.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:45am

    haha. no raptor is its middle name.

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    Can we get married? Like now?

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18pm

    naming my kid dragon.

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:15pm

    @10:10 OMG Ed I would love to meet you and shake your hand...and I'm a woman. lol

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04am

    Marry me!! I do a flawless velociraptor impression!!

  • 41 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:15pm

    First laugh in awhile! Genuine text

  • 33 79
    Submitted by bananabear on Mar 28, 10 at 9:15pm

    as if that's any worse than the names that celebrities give their poor children. "Hello, my name is Germajesty. Would you like fries with that?". "Just call me Reign Beau". "Pilot Inspektor, nice to meet you". Horrifying.

  • 36 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:27am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:08am

    This is retarded....