I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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If you put a dollar into a vending machine, is the candy bar yours or the machines?
yeah, because its so painful for the machine to deliver candy through its vagina.
Aaaaaah Northern Ontario people!! . . . There's nothing like some Oxy to make for great fun in the T. Bay.
Seriously, I love you.
I'm gonna name my child Frankenstein
I'm a girl and I wanna marry you. Does this mean we'll have to change our last names to raptor?
should look up Veloci Raptors on facebook ;)
I almost peed a little bit! frealz.
Any girl who loves dinos, especially raptors is a keeper
I don't know who this girl is, but i think i'm in love
haha how many people wanna marry me now? gosh i didnt know a single text could do this. ;)
hey. ed. get a life! haha. and girl with the area code question!...what is your legit area code? haha. we might possibly be?
Does no one think that this is only a joke? I've talked about naming my children all kinds of weird things, but I'm not definitely not serious. C'mon people.
I'm getting the shirt. This is something I would say. Except I woulda said "cause I have to carry it for 9 months".
Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks she can pick a strange name for the child since she is the one with a vagina!
Would you marry me? I will gladly raise Veloci Raptor like he/she is my own child.
I love how she calls the child "it". Maybe it really is a dinosaur.
Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?
Charles Rutherford believes you should name ur baby Charles Rutherford otherwise you'll die giving birth and that lil baby Satan will dribble down ur leg and forever b called Feutus Face!
haha. sorry. i was possibly bombed out of my face? its not a serious thing. just chill.
Your clearly unfit to be a parent... I feel sorry for your children
Lmfao @ 10:10, but also a funny text
Well, Veloci Raptor is a good girls name, but if it is a boy, then the name should be Tyrone Asauras. Now that's a kick ass boy's name!
You should not reproduce
Lol some ppl shouldn't take this so seriously. It's just something to make you laugh!!:)
um, i don't think she was serious, so everyone can chill out. this is funny as fuck tho.
9:29- its a facebook app. Its stupid as fuck.
I'm 724 living in 267.
@10:48...words of wisdom right there.
do you go to rpc by any chance?
YES! I'm planning on naming mine Tyrannosaurs and Pterodactyl.
I'm usually the first to tell someone to give their kid a more normal name that won't get them made fun of, but that name is awesome. At least it won't be as bad as my kids. Regardless of whether he gets to be the father or not, I'm currently arguing with my boyfriend as to which Star Wars characters we're naming them after.
Oh I get it, it's funny because she thinks she has the only vagina in the world and that someone gives a shit.
THANK YOU 9:30, you stole the words right out of my mouth. If you're going to have children just to make them miserable and let the TV raise them, thus polluting this earth with more unnecessary idiots, please keep your legs closed!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Your naming your child after a harddrive?
Can we get married? Like now?
Marry me!! I do a flawless velociraptor impression!!
Whoever you are, you are my freaking sister separated at birth. My friend had to look up my area code when she saw this because she was 150% certain it was me.
haha. no raptor is its middle name.
@10:10 OMG Ed I would love to meet you and shake your hand...and I'm a woman. lol
This is retarded....
Wow your kid is going to be so fucked up. Sad sad sad
naming my kid dragon.
as if that's any worse than the names that celebrities give their poor children. "Hello, my name is Germajesty. Would you like fries with that?". "Just call me Reign Beau". "Pilot Inspektor, nice to meet you". Horrifying.
First laugh in awhile! Genuine text