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  • If you put a dollar into a vending machine, is the candy bar yours or the machines?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:48am
    • yeah, because its so painful for the machine to deliver candy through its vagina.

      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 28, 10 at 9:11pm
  • Aaaaaah Northern Ontario people!! . . . There's nothing like some Oxy to make for great fun in the T. Bay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:23am
  • Seriously, I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:59pm
  • should look up Veloci Raptors on facebook ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I'm gonna name my child Frankenstein

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:17pm
  • I almost peed a little bit! frealz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:21pm
  • I'm a girl and I wanna marry you. Does this mean we'll have to change our last names to raptor?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:55am
  • Any girl who loves dinos, especially raptors is a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:21am
  • I don't know who this girl is, but i think i'm in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:38am
  • haha how many people wanna marry me now? gosh i didnt know a single text could do this. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:02am
  • hey. ed. get a life! haha. and girl with the area code question!...what is your legit area code? haha. we might possibly be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I love how she calls the child "it". Maybe it really is a dinosaur.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58am
  • Does no one think that this is only a joke? I've talked about naming my children all kinds of weird things, but I'm not definitely not serious. C'mon people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:22am
  • I'm getting the shirt. This is something I would say. Except I woulda said "cause I have to carry it for 9 months".

    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 21, 11 at 11:30pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks she can pick a strange name for the child since she is the one with a vagina! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:23am
  • haha. sorry. i was possibly bombed out of my face? its not a serious thing. just chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Would you marry me? I will gladly raise Veloci Raptor like he/she is my own child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27am
  • Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23am
  • Your clearly unfit to be a parent... I feel sorry for your children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:30am
  • Well, Veloci Raptor is a good girls name, but if it is a boy, then the name should be Tyrone Asauras. Now that's a kick ass boy's name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Charles Rutherford believes you should name ur baby Charles Rutherford otherwise you'll die giving birth and that lil baby Satan will dribble down ur leg and forever b called Feutus Face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Lmfao @ 10:10, but also a funny text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Your naming your child after a harddrive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:15pm
  • You should not reproduce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:12am
  • Lol some ppl shouldn't take this so seriously. It's just something to make you laugh!!:)

    Submitted by fyrecraker on Jun 3, 10 at 1:31am
  • um, i don't think she was serious, so everyone can chill out. this is funny as fuck tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 9:29- its a facebook app. Its stupid as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:36am
  • I'm 724 living in 267.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:53am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:27am
  • @10:48...words of wisdom right there.

    Submitted by Silent on Sep 14, 11 at 10:43am
  • YES! I'm planning on naming mine Tyrannosaurs and Pterodactyl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:05pm
  • do you go to rpc by any chance?

    Submitted by mel_888_grant on Oct 16, 10 at 2:52am
  • Oh I get it, it's funny because she thinks she has the only vagina in the world and that someone gives a shit. - Ed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:10am
  • THANK YOU 9:30, you stole the words right out of my mouth. If you're going to have children just to make them miserable and let the TV raise them, thus polluting this earth with more unnecessary idiots, please keep your legs closed! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:43am
  • I'm usually the first to tell someone to give their kid a more normal name that won't get them made fun of, but that name is awesome. At least it won't be as bad as my kids. Regardless of whether he gets to be the father or not, I'm currently arguing with my boyfriend as to which Star Wars characters we're naming them after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Can we get married? Like now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Whoever you are, you are my freaking sister separated at birth. My friend had to look up my area code when she saw this because she was 150% certain it was me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Marry me!! I do a flawless velociraptor impression!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04am
  • haha. no raptor is its middle name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:45am
  • @10:10 OMG Ed I would love to meet you and shake your hand...and I'm a woman. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:15pm
  • This is retarded....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:08am
  • Wow your kid is going to be so fucked up. Sad sad sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:47am
  • as if that's any worse than the names that celebrities give their poor children. "Hello, my name is Germajesty. Would you like fries with that?". "Just call me Reign Beau". "Pilot Inspektor, nice to meet you". Horrifying.

    Submitted by bananabear on Mar 28, 10 at 9:15pm
  • naming my kid dragon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18pm
  • First laugh in awhile! Genuine text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:15pm
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