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  • 75 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    That's happened to me before. I'll go out to the club, and look through my phone the day after and be like, "Who the fuck is that?" Gotta love being drunk, right?

  • 74 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:09am

    i found this girl in my contacts under asian slut. sure enough i called her the next day and she came over fucked me and left. i never found her name to replace it in my contacts...

  • 73 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:37am

    I have a "sparkles". What?

  • 72 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:04pm

    hahahaha, i have a "pepperoni nipples" and "bitch tits" in my phone..

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:56am

    i have like 12 "dont answer" and "press ignore"s hahah

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:55am

    I have a number in my phone for "sledding"!

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:38pm

    the worst is when you wake up & have missed calls from people with full names & have no idea who they are...such as "samuel manuel oliver" ??? i was too terrified to ever call him back....

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:32am

    LOL My friend and I just had a discussion about this the other day as I found a name in my phone I was unaware of who it belonged to.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    STAY CLASSY TULSA LOVE YOU

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:27pm

    Let me guess.... Me. Peanut = small penis one night stand

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:21pm

    well i have a peanut in my phone and this guy came to be called peanut because he dated this girl whose vag was named peanut after her cat who shits peanuts everywhere. i no pretty dumb but u cant make this shit up. all they eat is peanut butter too u would think they would be grossed out idk.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:49am

    I have a "conan the barbarian," "archbishop ernest, bringer of thunder," and someone named simply "???".

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:21am

    Reminds me of when I had to call a Raichu in my contacts to find out who the hell it was.