i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
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i found this girl in my contacts under asian slut. sure enough i called her the next day and she came over fucked me and left. i never found her name to replace it in my contacts...
That's happened to me before. I'll go out to the club, and look through my phone the day after and be like, "Who the fuck is that?" Gotta love being drunk, right?
i have like 12 "dont answer" and "press ignore"s hahah
hahahaha, i have a "pepperoni nipples" and "bitch tits" in my phone..
STAY CLASSY TULSA
the worst is when you wake up & have missed calls from people with full names & have no idea who they are...such as "samuel manuel oliver" ??? i was too terrified to ever call him back....
I have a "sparkles". What?
I have a number in my phone for "sledding"!
LOL My friend and I just had a discussion about this the other day as I found a name in my phone I was unaware of who it belonged to.
well i have a peanut in my phone and this guy came to be called peanut because he dated this girl whose vag was named peanut after her cat who shits peanuts everywhere. i no pretty dumb but u cant make this shit up.
all they eat is peanut butter too u would think they would be grossed out idk.
I have a "conan the barbarian," "archbishop ernest, bringer of thunder," and someone named simply "???".
Reminds me of when I had to call a Raichu in my contacts to find out who the hell it was.
Let me guess....
Me. Peanut = small penis one night stand