Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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