Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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