if you like me you must not know who I am
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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