i laughed because that has legitimately happened to me before. Only i wasn't screaming jagabombs but rather "fuck i never drinking that devil's blood again"
This isn't very funny. Actually, this is quite dumb. As a matter-of-fact, I am rather upset after having read this unfunny text message. I am now going to write a poem to illustrate how upset this unfunny text message has made me. Well... I will when I can think of something witty... actually fuck it. I am just going to mope around for fifteen minutes and ponder the scientific properties of why the salad that I just ate tastes like shit.
1:13 the label does not stand for OH DEER GOD you dumb shit. Jägermeister is German for master hunter which explains the deer and the cross is because jäger was used as a medicine same as whiskey was in America. K thanks!
I found that about 3 people in this thread can spell correctly... The rest of you moronic assholes can burn. And Jaeger sucks. No one likes anise anymore.
You think Jager will put you under?? Try Barenjager! It's a honey liquer along the same line as Jager but doubly potent (to me at least)! And the best shot ever is a killer bee: half jager, half baren.
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