Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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i laughed because that has legitimately happened to me before. Only i wasn't screaming jagabombs but rather "fuck i never drinking that devil's blood again"
Why must everyone bullshit on here is my question to the OP
The label on the bottle stands for OH DEER GOD...there's your sign
Jäger nights....I have had the most amazing drunk Porno sex after a night of jäger bombs.
Because Jager is the DEBIL!!
I drink my jäger straight!
East Coast White Unity (Google it.)
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! QUIT TEXTING ME, I'M NOT MEL GIBSON!!!
Jagers make me more fun in jerk circles.
because you're a bitch
To 7:11 and so is sodomy, but both are pretty good!
This isn't very funny. Actually, this is quite dumb. As a matter-of-fact, I am rather upset after having read this unfunny text message. I am now going to write a poem to illustrate how upset this unfunny text message has made me. Well... I will when I can think of something witty... actually fuck it. I am just going to mope around for fifteen minutes and ponder the scientific properties of why the salad that I just ate tastes like shit.
Get some new fuckin texts mods!!!
Jeff?!?!? Is that you???
Y'all take this stuff WAY too seriously. Lighten up already.
7:02 that isnt even an haiku. a hauki starts with five syllables on the first line.
youre a fucking child.
Who ever wrote this is a dork
6:36: Feel free to continue posting judmentally AFTER you learn how to spell Jagermeister.
Best thing to do with Jaegermeister is use it for lighting BBQs.
Dude everyone that died was a douche bag tht wasted apace and air
jager is crap. it tastes like shit and its not even good. might as well do shots of schnapps. grow the fuck up and buy some decent booze
Fake? There is nothing fake about the horrible, stupid things jaeger bombs will make you do.
9/11 us a conspiricy
8:30 I applaude you!! Patron is a good one!!
New update to tfln on iPhones!!!
1:13 the label does not stand for OH DEER GOD you dumb shit. Jägermeister is German for master hunter which explains the deer and the cross is because jäger was used as a medicine same as whiskey was in America. K thanks!
because you are a SOROSTITUTE who cant hold their own bitch!!!
I like broniewbes fuck I'm to high talk in ..
I found that about 3 people in this thread can spell correctly... The rest of you moronic assholes can burn. And Jaeger sucks. No one likes anise anymore.
5:58 what unity? Your losing everything to minoritys lol. Times of racism ruling have passed my friend.
Obv fake. And shitty
I like to call it "jäger monster"!
You think Jager will put you under?? Try Barenjager! It's a honey liquer along the same line as Jager but doubly potent (to me at least)! And the best shot ever is a killer bee: half jager, half baren.
this text is very fake
i do not find it funny
i want to cut now
-haiku ©2009 Crispy
Too much sugar in Jäger, that's why
Jaga turns me into Mr.T!!!!
I pity da fool...
Duh knew that yesterday
haha 618!! heck yessss!!
It only does that to pussies :)
hahah you know your from the 618 when you just said "there's your sign" God i love this place
this is so true. my new bf got drunk off jager n did some pretty stupid shit. hes now my new ex-bf! =)
I'm going to deffocate in your mouth and knock you out so you don't rember it 8:24