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  • i laughed because that has legitimately happened to me before. Only i wasn't screaming jagabombs but rather "fuck i never drinking that devil's blood again"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Why must everyone bullshit on here is my question to the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:18pm
  • The label on the bottle stands for OH DEER GOD...there's your sign

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Jäger nights....I have had the most amazing drunk Porno sex after a night of jäger bombs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:12am
  • Because Jager is the DEBIL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:38pm
  • I drink my jäger straight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:34am
  • I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! QUIT TEXTING ME, I'M NOT MEL GIBSON!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29pm
  • This isn't very funny. Actually, this is quite dumb. As a matter-of-fact, I am rather upset after having read this unfunny text message. I am now going to write a poem to illustrate how upset this unfunny text message has made me. Well... I will when I can think of something witty... actually fuck it. I am just going to mope around for fifteen minutes and ponder the scientific properties of why the salad that I just ate tastes like shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Jeff?!?!? Is that you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Y'all take this stuff WAY too seriously. Lighten up already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:45pm
  • East Coast White Unity (Google it.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:58pm
  • because you're a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:36pm
  • To 7:11 and so is sodomy, but both are pretty good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:56am
  • Jagers make me more fun in jerk circles. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Get some new fuckin texts mods!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:45am
  • 7:02 that isnt even an haiku. a hauki starts with five syllables on the first line. youre a fucking child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:02am
  • Who ever wrote this is a dork

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:10am
  • Best thing to do with Jaegermeister is use it for lighting BBQs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:17am
  • 6:36: Feel free to continue posting judmentally AFTER you learn how to spell Jagermeister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:11am
  • 1:13 the label does not stand for OH DEER GOD you dumb shit. Jägermeister is German for master hunter which explains the deer and the cross is because jäger was used as a medicine same as whiskey was in America. K thanks!

    Submitted by CWillieBoi12 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:48pm
  • Dude everyone that died was a douche bag tht wasted apace and air

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:32am
  • 8:30 I applaude you!! Patron is a good one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:47pm
  • jager is crap. it tastes like shit and its not even good. might as well do shots of schnapps. grow the fuck up and buy some decent booze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Fake? There is nothing fake about the horrible, stupid things jaeger bombs will make you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:34pm
  • New update to tfln on iPhones!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:03pm
  • 9/11 us a conspiricy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:31am
  • this text is very fake i do not find it funny i want to cut now -haiku ©2009 Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:02pm
  • because you are a SOROSTITUTE who cant hold their own bitch!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:26am
  • I like to call it "jäger monster"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Obv fake. And shitty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I found that about 3 people in this thread can spell correctly... The rest of you moronic assholes can burn. And Jaeger sucks. No one likes anise anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:36am
  • 5:58 what unity? Your losing everything to minoritys lol. Times of racism ruling have passed my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:06am
  • I like broniewbes fuck I'm to high talk in ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Too much sugar in Jäger, that's why

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:42am
  • You think Jager will put you under?? Try Barenjager! It's a honey liquer along the same line as Jager but doubly potent (to me at least)! And the best shot ever is a killer bee: half jager, half baren.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:12am
  • haha 618!! heck yessss!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Duh knew that yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Jaga turns me into Mr.T!!!! I pity da fool...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:03pm
  • It only does that to pussies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:36pm
  • hahah you know your from the 618 when you just said "there's your sign" God i love this place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:08am
  • I'm going to deffocate in your mouth and knock you out so you don't rember it 8:24

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:27pm
  • this is so true. my new bf got drunk off jager n did some pretty stupid shit. hes now my new ex-bf! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:00pm