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  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:12am

    Jäger nights....I have had the most amazing drunk Porno sex after a night of jäger bombs.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:40pm

    i laughed because that has legitimately happened to me before. Only i wasn't screaming jagabombs but rather "fuck i never drinking that devil's blood again"

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:18pm

    Why must everyone bullshit on here is my question to the OP

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:38pm

    Because Jager is the DEBIL!!

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:58pm

    East Coast White Unity (Google it.)

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:56am

    To 7:11 and so is sodomy, but both are pretty good!

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:34am

    I drink my jäger straight!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:36pm

    because you're a bitch

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:31pm

    The label on the bottle stands for OH DEER GOD...there's your sign

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:02am

    7:02 that isnt even an haiku. a hauki starts with five syllables on the first line. youre a fucking child.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:45pm

    Y'all take this stuff WAY too seriously. Lighten up already.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:32am

    Dude everyone that died was a douche bag tht wasted apace and air

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:31pm

    This isn't very funny. Actually, this is quite dumb. As a matter-of-fact, I am rather upset after having read this unfunny text message. I am now going to write a poem to illustrate how upset this unfunny text message has made me. Well... I will when I can think of something witty... actually fuck it. I am just going to mope around for fifteen minutes and ponder the scientific properties of why the salad that I just ate tastes like shit.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:11pm

    Jeff?!?!? Is that you???

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:53pm

    Jagers make me more fun in jerk circles. -Crispy

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:47pm

    8:30 I applaude you!! Patron is a good one!!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29pm

    I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! QUIT TEXTING ME, I'M NOT MEL GIBSON!!!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    this text is very fake i do not find it funny i want to cut now -haiku ©2009 Crispy

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:03pm

    New update to tfln on iPhones!!!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:11am

    6:36: Feel free to continue posting judmentally AFTER you learn how to spell Jagermeister.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:45am

    Get some new fuckin texts mods!!!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:10am

    Who ever wrote this is a dork

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:34pm

    Fake? There is nothing fake about the horrible, stupid things jaeger bombs will make you do.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:11pm

    Obv fake. And shitty

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:06am

    5:58 what unity? Your losing everything to minoritys lol. Times of racism ruling have passed my friend.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:05pm

    I like to call it "jäger monster"!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:46pm

    I like broniewbes fuck I'm to high talk in ..

  • 50 62
    Submitted by CWillieBoi12 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:48pm

    1:13 the label does not stand for OH DEER GOD you dumb shit. Jägermeister is German for master hunter which explains the deer and the cross is because jäger was used as a medicine same as whiskey was in America. K thanks!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:42am

    Too much sugar in Jäger, that's why

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:31am

    9/11 us a conspiricy

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:26am

    because you are a SOROSTITUTE who cant hold their own bitch!!!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:36am

    I found that about 3 people in this thread can spell correctly... The rest of you moronic assholes can burn. And Jaeger sucks. No one likes anise anymore.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:17am

    Best thing to do with Jaegermeister is use it for lighting BBQs.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:48pm

    haha 618!! heck yessss!!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:20pm

    jager is crap. it tastes like shit and its not even good. might as well do shots of schnapps. grow the fuck up and buy some decent booze

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:12am

    You think Jager will put you under?? Try Barenjager! It's a honey liquer along the same line as Jager but doubly potent (to me at least)! And the best shot ever is a killer bee: half jager, half baren.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:36pm

    It only does that to pussies :)

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:08am

    hahah you know your from the 618 when you just said "there's your sign" God i love this place

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:03pm

    Jaga turns me into Mr.T!!!! I pity da fool...

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:27pm

    I'm going to deffocate in your mouth and knock you out so you don't rember it 8:24

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:00pm

    this is so true. my new bf got drunk off jager n did some pretty stupid shit. hes now my new ex-bf! =)

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    Duh knew that yesterday