normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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