Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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