You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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