once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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