i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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