There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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