My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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