he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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