yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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