So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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