it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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