just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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