Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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