Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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