Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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