we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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