I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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