How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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