god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
