mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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@4:12 and what sounds more like a pothead than someone who thinks they're a wizard?
I'm a TFLN'er and a MLIA'er AND I smoke weed
@4:48, you are right, MLIA is so "pg". TFLN, FML, TWSS Stories, and F my sex have stories that are better and funnier than MLIA stories
sounds like tfln meets mlia
win. such a win. you have an awesome mother.
that is fuckin EPIC man...
i wish that was my mom!!
Dude ur mom is in deep denial!
no you didnt send it....because you arent me and this just happened a few weeks ago...but continue to make yourself feel good by thinking someone actually remembered your text and sent it in hahahaha
all you guys can go fuck yourselves
the last part (she apologized ...) does sound like an mlia ending, this post is still hysterical
your mom was probably getting high too=]
Charles Rutherfors thinks it's ok to share what really happened, you where getting banged out by Leroy and Tyrone, ur mom not being the jelous type said she would finish them off with crack
This one is messed up on so many different levels...
so im pretty sure I sent this text to someone a few years ago when i was still in college. she knew exactly what was going on.
Its ok I had a giant cock in my ass the whole time I was talking to you.
That's an understanding mother right there
Hi son, it's me, Mom.
let's not fight! IT'S A WIN!
it doesnt matter what website you post at you can still smoke weed...stop judgeing mee.=[
Been there many times. Hope to go back again.
I'd be very surprised if this wasn't posted by someone I know. XD
Is it possible this is staged? I mean obviously the reciever of the text would know what time it is. 'Course now that I think about it, it might have been just in case the reciever had his/her phone off. Still, that mother reminded me of my aunt
936 stfu. You killed it
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh, I get it! Its funny because the Mom thinks he is an Angel but really he is not!
I'm guessing his mom thought he was sick or napping, not that he was getting high so that doesn't mean she's a "cool" mom, just that she's considerate and cares about him.
4:12 (a) go kill yourself. That'll do the whole world a favor.