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  • @4:48, you are right, MLIA is so "pg". TFLN, FML, TWSS Stories, and F my sex have stories that are better and funnier than MLIA stories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:05pm
  • @4:12 and what sounds more like a pothead than someone who thinks they're a wizard? I'm a TFLN'er and a MLIA'er AND I smoke weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:28pm
  • sounds like tfln meets mlia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:10pm
  • win. such a win. you have an awesome mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:59pm
  • your mom was probably getting high too=]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Charles Rutherfors thinks it's ok to share what really happened, you where getting banged out by Leroy and Tyrone, ur mom not being the jelous type said she would finish them off with crack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:28pm
  • i wish that was my mom!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:04pm
  • the last part (she apologized ...) does sound like an mlia ending, this post is still hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:24pm
  • that is fuckin EPIC man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:30pm
  • all you guys can go fuck yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:11am
  • no you didnt send it....because you arent me and this just happened a few weeks ago...but continue to make yourself feel good by thinking someone actually remembered your text and sent it in hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:04pm
  • so im pretty sure I sent this text to someone a few years ago when i was still in college. she knew exactly what was going on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Dude ur mom is in deep denial! -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Its ok I had a giant cock in my ass the whole time I was talking to you. -your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Hi son, it's me, Mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:44am
  • let's not fight! IT'S A WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:32am
  • This one is messed up on so many different levels...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:59pm
  • That's an understanding mother right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:03pm
  • I'd be very surprised if this wasn't posted by someone I know. XD

    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:08pm
  • it doesnt matter what website you post at you can still smoke weed...stop judgeing mee.=[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:48pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Been there many times. Hope to go back again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Oh, I get it! Its funny because the Mom thinks he is an Angel but really he is not! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 936 stfu. You killed it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Is it possible this is staged? I mean obviously the reciever of the text would know what time it is. 'Course now that I think about it, it might have been just in case the reciever had his/her phone off. Still, that mother reminded me of my aunt

    Submitted by adam030192 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:04am
  • I'm guessing his mom thought he was sick or napping, not that he was getting high so that doesn't mean she's a "cool" mom, just that she's considerate and cares about him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 4:12 (a) go kill yourself. That'll do the whole world a favor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:25pm