I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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