The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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