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  • Why do people insist that Piercings set off metal detectors? Like Micholder said it'd have to be huge... or the detector set so sensitive that there'd be no point using it since a gum wrapper would set it off. I call bullshit, or the change in your pocket set it off.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 7, 12 at 7:37pm
    • Btw I have a metric fuckton of piercings, and I have serviced metal detectors in the past... You'd have to have a barbell the size of a AA battery and made of lead to set off a standard airport metal detector...

      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 7, 12 at 7:41pm
  • yeah, that 3 inch anal gauge is pretty cool...

    Submitted by Micholder on Dec 7, 12 at 6:08pm
  • My piercings have never set off metal detectors. They're surgical-grade stainless, which is nonmagnetic.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 7, 12 at 8:14pm
  • I would've given Dave a high five too

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Dec 7, 12 at 8:53pm
  • The hotter a girl is, the more she says "thingie" in conversation.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 12 at 8:01pm
  • Mabye she didn't have a surgical steel piercing? That's my best guess....

    Submitted by Authiel on Dec 7, 12 at 8:43pm
  • I'm guessing clit.

    Submitted by thundercat86 on Dec 7, 12 at 4:26pm
    • very few girls have the "right shaped" clit for that. More likely a hood or lip piercing.

      Submitted by DemonicDuck on Dec 8, 12 at 10:43am
  • I'm betting it was a x-ray body scanner and not a metal detector, hence the reason a piercing would set off an alarm. David probably got high fived by the security guys who saw the piercing and its exact location.

    Submitted by jallee on Dec 11, 12 at 2:12am
  • funny how you weren't high fived.

    Submitted by planbplus on Dec 7, 12 at 11:42pm
  • So fake. I have a ton of piercings all over my body and never have I ever set off a metal detector. BS.

    Submitted by jamible on Dec 8, 12 at 12:56pm
  • @lol_watt my guess a fake post and your overly pierced and sensitive self took the bait. Try not to be sensitive unless its a Prince Albert and if it is... Well that's your fault for being so fucking stupid.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 7, 12 at 11:36pm
    • lolk... Your comment makes about as much sense as a 12 year old would explaining quantum physics...

      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 8, 12 at 12:00am
  • What...

    Submitted by cassielassie on Dec 8, 12 at 12:47am
  • So there was a snook in your sniss

    Submitted by green2go on Feb 20, 16 at 11:41pm