Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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