Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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