I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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