Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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