that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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