I look better un-naked...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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