I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I AM VODKA MAN
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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