I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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